The Secret Pages of Sarah Palin's Diary
I have this deal with Fox News. They pay me a few million dollars and I do anything I want. That’s as good a deal as it gets. Except maybe for Katie Couric. She got millions of dollars a year from CBS and didn’t do anything except make their ratings tank. So, why is Fox … Read More »
Politicians should be glad that American voters are so dumb. They’ll vote for anything that looks good, sounds good, and walks upright. For male politicians it’s all about a touch of gray hair. For women politicians, we need to display our God-given assets in a way that voters will remember. Once I was onstage at … Read More »
Some creep at Politico dug up how much money my Political Action Committee has raised so far this year. It was almost $400,000. Over half of the money has gone for expenses already; fundraising, consultants, clothing, jewelry, makeup, shoes, babysitting, and that video we produced to answer the TV movie Game Change. Videos are not … Read More »
Republicans don’t know this, but the secret will get out sooner or later. What qualifies a modern day Republican to run for higher office? A good tan. Think about it. Mitt Romney has a great tan because he has his own tanning booth (probably one in each house). Name another Republican with a better tan … Read More »
Who should be president of these great United States of Americans? Anybody but Obama. Or, Mitt Romney. I told Matt Lauer that I honestly believe that anybody running on a GOP ticket would be infinitely better than what we have today, with these failed socialist policies. Then Lauer asked me which Obama policies are socialist … Read More »
I feel a kindred spirit with Ronald Reagan. Me and Ronny are two peas in a pod. For example, we agree on pollution. Reagan said: Approximately 80% of our air pollution stems from hydrocarbons released by vegetation, so let’s not go overboard in setting and enforcing tough emission standards from man-made sources. Who could argue … Read More »
Congress is broken. It is bitterly divided. That is not how Americans behave. Partisan politics is not constitutional. When I’m elected president, I will make one visit to congress and show them exactly what will happen if they don’t agree with me. Wait. My staff tells me that only guards in the Capitol Building are … Read More »
That Katie Couric in the lame stream media just can’t seem to get it right. Of course I read. I have a Twitter account so I read all day. And, of course I’m familiar with legal rulings. My favorite is Roe vs. Wade, but there are others. There’s ― of course in the great history … Read More »