What We Need In A President


What this country truly needs in a president is a commander-in-chief of these United States of Americans that can cook and look hot at the same time. After surveying the Republican candidates for president, it’s obvious why most people reject them all. Not one of them is hot. Not one of them can cook. I … Read More »

Child Labor Laws Are Bad


There’s no longer any doubt. Child labor laws are bad for America. This is just another example of federal government overreaching into family responsibilities. We need child labor. Not child labor laws that prevent children from working. Look at China. They don’t have child labor laws in China and their economy is booming. Low cost … Read More »

Secret Service Agents Are Horny


Boy, oh boy. Who couldn’t see this coming? Secret Service agents embroiled in a sex scandal. When I was campaigning for vice president in 2008 my assigned Secret Service agents were watching me more than they were watching people in the crowd. The scary part about having a Secret Service agent follow me around all … Read More »

Where The Hell Is Katie Couric?


Where are you, Katie? Are you afraid to come out and talk to me face to face? When NBC called me to ask if I’d be co-host on the Today show, I jumped at the chance. Finally, I could shove something back in Katie Couric’s face on television. Guess what? No Katie Couric. Apparently she’s … Read More »

I’m Running For President!


You read it here first. This is official. I, Sarah Palin, will run for the office of the President of the United States of America. Why? Because I have experience running Alaska, almost the largest state in this union of United States. Obamacare must be overturned. The America I know and love is not one … Read More »