Boy, oh boy. Who couldn’t see this coming? Secret Service agents embroiled in a sex scandal. When I was campaigning for vice president in 2008 my assigned Secret Service agents were watching me more than they were watching people in the crowd.
The scary part about having a Secret Service agent follow me around all day was their stares. At first I thought they were steely-eyed patriots with iron-clad resolve who would jump in front of me to stop a bullet.
What I didn’t realize is there were more concerned about making it with a politically powerful MILF and the bullet they were stopping was behind the zipper.
Now we find out that Secret Service agents guarding the president were also guarding their rights to procreate for recreation. I remember this one agent from 2008. He had a crew cut, dark sun glasses and a graying chin beard. His eyes were on the back of my head all the time. Maybe it was my head. Maybe it was something else.
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