Political Assets

Politicians should be glad that American voters are so dumb. They’ll vote for anything that looks good, sounds good, and walks upright.

For male politicians it’s all about a touch of gray hair. For women politicians, we need to display our God-given assets in a way that voters will remember.

Once I was onstage at a political rally, and someone from the audience yelled, “Take it off!”

Sarah Thumbs Up

Well, I couldn’t really do that what with video cameras rolling, so I unzipped my top a bit and threw the guy a double thumbs up.

The crowd roared in delight and we sucked in $100,000 in campaign contributions from that one political rally.

Political assets come in handy during a campaign.

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