“It’s In The Mail, Governor Palin”

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What do I get for calling out both sides of the aisle for spending too much money, putting us on the road to bankruptcy, and engaging in crony capitalism? No tickets to the Republican National Convention. I’ve been told my tickets are in the mail but we haven’t received them. I keep asking that Reince … Continue Reading »

I Support Gay Marriage

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This morning I talked with Congresswoman Michelle Bachmann on the phone. She asked me straight out, “Sarah, do you support gay marriage?” I was shocked. But I answered honestly. “You betcha!” I believe that marriage between a man and a woman in this here United States of Americans is divinely appointed by God. And God … Continue Reading »

My Daughter, A Child Of God

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I am so proud of Bristol. What a great girl. She’s had her problems and we’ve had our differences. I was so sad when she let Levi Johnston into her bedroom, and so happy when she kicked him out. Now, she’s a Christian. I found this out on Bristol’s blog. She wrote, Many times, people … Continue Reading »

My Fox News Check Bounced And I’m Pissed

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When I get Fox News’ Roger Ailes on the phone I’m going to show him what a mama grizzly can do. I’m a very unhappy woman scorned. I have bills to pay. Clothes to buy. Fox News is supposed to pay me a few million dollars a year and I’m supposed to say what I … Continue Reading »

What We Need In A President

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What this country truly needs in a president is a commander-in-chief of these United States of Americans that can cook and look hot at the same time. After surveying the Republican candidates for president, it’s obvious why most people reject them all. Not one of them is hot. Not one of them can cook. I … Continue Reading »